~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~waiting for my dad to tell a story is like waiting for a document to open in adobe acrobat. - @LisaGoodwin1
technology
~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~
~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~
I just got an email from Sears! I didn’t even know they had a computer! – @yoyoha
I walk by my boss’s office & say “You’re such an asshole” then point to my blue-tooth headset so he thinks I’m talking to someone else @BoucheDag2k
~Illustrated by: Jeff Maksuta~
At this point, the printed phone book industry must be surviving solely on 5 year olds that drive cars. @0ddfellow
~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee~
Updating phrases to match today’s technology: Killing two birds with one stone has now been changed to killing two pigs with one bird. @Boymeeetsworld
~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~
AT&T is so annoying and disappointing that I’m surprised I’m not married to it. - @BillMc7
~Illustrated by: Joanna Ong~
Came home to find an AT&T phonebook on my doorstep. Along with a boom box and an Apple Macintosh Classic. - @jamiedenbo
~Illustration by: Jeff Naslund~
I don’t even need a safe word. When the sex is getting to be too intense for me I just hang up the phone. - @BrentWeav
~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~
My iphone just told me that the bible needs updating. – @Hellraisinbgrrl
