Cooking a TV dinner, what red wines go best with a Toshiba? - @JOEVEIX
technology
So what happens if I neglect to “safely” remove the USB from the OH DEAR GOD THE BLOOD. @JordyHamrick
I do my best proofreading right after I hit send. 
@Matt_Silverman @StephMBuck well, there goes my “Pornterest” idea. I knew I should have patented it. @christerickson
Love in 2011 means answering each other’s texts immediately. 
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An impeccable outfit can easily be ruined by the default Nokia ringtone. - @Elephart
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Can an objects name be any more ridiculous than the walkie talkie? Why aren’t toilets called sitty shittys? Refrigerator foody cooly? - @mwilliamrice
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My phone auto-corrected “haha” to “hahaha” — um, yea it was funny, but let’s keep our pants on. @letsgetgizzy
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I refuse to use a GPS system until it can tell me how to get to Sesame Street. @IGotsSmarts
