@Smethanie

no. 639 – @Smethanie

January 27, 2012

~Illustration by: NotACrazyCatLady~

I wish people came with an airplane mode. @Smethanie







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no. 626 – @Smethanie

January 20, 2012

If you spoon with a fat person, is it called ladling? @Smethanie







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no. 615 – @Smethanie

January 11, 2012

~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~

You know a relationship is starting to sour when the “I” gets dropped from “I love you.” @Smethanie







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no. 602 – @Smethanie

January 1, 2012

Hey moms! Here’s a fun game to play: When your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, “YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!” @Smethanie







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no. 599 – @Smethanie

December 28, 2011

Love in 2011 means answering each other’s texts immediately. @Smethanie







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