Relationships are like IKEA furniture. You feel a sense of pride after building them and they fall apart after a few years. @Smethanie
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~Original Illustration by: @JamieSaleToons~
The worst part about having a vagina is I came to the mechanic for an oil change and he convinced me my car needs a flux capacitor. - @Smethanie
If you spoon with a fat person, is it called ladling? 
~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~
You know a relationship is starting to sour when the “I” gets dropped from “I love you.” @Smethanie
Hey moms! Here’s a fun game to play: When your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, “YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!” @Smethanie
Love in 2011 means answering each other’s texts immediately. 
