~Illustrated by: @LisaAnnWilson~
Hey, boys!
Sex tip:
1. Buy an iPod Classic.
2. Practice scrolling down to ZZ Top. @Schmoodles
relationships
Men are from Mars. Women are on Pinterest. 
Not saying Thank You when someone holds the door for you. #ThatsGangster 
My wife complains that I never open the car door for her, then when I finally do, she’s all “SLOW DOWN, IT’S NOT FUNNY! WE’RE ON A BRIDGE!!” @Coastiefish
Outside the window, Mark stood in the moonlight, serenading Vicky. Her heart remained closed, unmoved by the sounds of his tuba. @VeryShortStory
I always see my bed as half empty. 
Love means never having to say anything because you’re both looking at your smart phones - @meganamram
Relationships are like IKEA furniture. You feel a sense of pride after building them and they fall apart after a few years. @Smethanie
When a girl says, “I think we should talk,” it’s never about the Bat Mobile. 
