~Illustrated by: Sal Oxford~
Hey, songs about love. That’s enough. We get it. – @DamienFahey
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relationships
Dear Women,
We forgot about Valentine’s Day because we can’t stop thinking about how lucky we are to even know you.
Love, Men @yoyoha
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~Tin Man illustrated by Chris Sinderson~
Can someone please f*cking remind me why the Tinman wanted a heart? @CrazedinNYC
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“What the f*ck?! You look nothing like your painting!”
- Angry woman on a blind date in the 1700′s - @MisterBombay
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If your boyfriend/girlfriend has no texts in their phone’s history, you’re totally being cheated on. @capricecrane
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I’d rather be dry humped by a gorilla than sit and listen to a girl talk about her boyfriend. @MarcusStricklin
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It’s not you, it’s your goatee. 
If you spoon with a fat person, is it called ladling? 
I just received a thank-you card from someone I sent a thank-you card to. Oh, it’s on. @erica_rosie
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We have so much in common. You want to travel . . . I want you to go . . . 
