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~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~
An impeccable outfit can easily be ruined by the default Nokia ringtone. - @Elephart
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~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee~
My phone auto-corrected “haha” to “hahaha” — um, yea it was funny, but let’s keep our pants on. @letsgetgizzy

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~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~
My iphone just told me that the bible needs updating. – @Hellraisinbgrrl
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~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee~
A REAL smart phone would autoerase your ex’s phone number. – @wwwesty
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So, when you’re sexting.. do you get a phoner? – @Wussawilla
~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~
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I’m thinking about changing my avatar to a chicken, then sexting with a girl who has an egg avatar, and see who comes first. – @BillMc7
~ Illustration by: Gary Krejca~
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Cute girl walking by. Time to flex my one pack and nonchalantly laugh at nothing on my phone. – @TrainedHedonist
~Illustration by: Dayton Castleman~
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