I love being scratched and bitten during sex. So yeah, totally a cat person. – @YUCKYBOT
~Illustration by: Rene Mijares~
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I can’t tell you how many dates I’ve skipped because I had nothing to wear or wasn’t asked out. – @MrsRupertPupkin
Why my cat is so fascinated with me wiping my ass is beyond me, but she can go to hell. #JudgmentalCat #NeverLeaveTheDoorOpenAgain – @renmarshall
It’s so peaceful working at night. The hum of the fridge, the crickets, the cat yakking a massive hairball on the DR table… – @cakewrecks
