no. 640 – @kim

January 27, 2012

~ Amy Poehler illustration by: MeatHead ~

Poehlophobia n. excessive anxiety over the fact that you’ll never be as good as Amy Poehler. At anything. @kim






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no. 639 – @Smethanie

January 27, 2012

~Illustration by: NotACrazyCatLady~

I wish people came with an airplane mode. @Smethanie






Tagged as: @Smethanie, animals, cats, mobile phones, technology

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no. 638 – @capricecrane

January 26, 2012

If your boyfriend/girlfriend has no texts in their phone’s history, you’re totally being cheated on.  @capricecrane






Tagged as: @capricecrane, cheating, relationships

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no. 637 – @DamienFahey

January 25, 2012

I’m outside Whole Foods asking people to sign a petition to stop people from standing outside Whole Foods asking people to sign petitions. @DamienFahey






Tagged as: @DamienFahey, activism, food, illustrator: Matt Lassen, politics, shopping

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no. 636 – @RitleySammich

January 25, 2012

I do my best proofreading right after I hit send. @RitleySammich






Tagged as: @RitleySammich, emails, technology

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no. 635 – @christerickson

January 24, 2012


@Matt_Silverman @StephMBuck well, there goes my “Pornterest” idea. I knew I should have patented it. @christerickson





Tagged as: @christerickson, porn, sex, technology, Websites

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no. 634 – @MarcusStricklin

January 24, 2012

I’d rather be dry humped by a gorilla than sit and listen to a girl talk about her boyfriend. @MarcusStricklin






Tagged as: @MarcusStricklin, animals, relationships, sex

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no. 633 – @Thethryll

January 24, 2012

~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~

 

Before you get all down on the human race, remember we’ve made a gummy form of almost everything. @Thethryll






Tagged as: @Thethryll, candy, death, food, illustrator: Matt Lassen

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no. 632 – @charstarlene

January 23, 2012

 

I bet dying feels like taking off your bra but better. @charstarlene






Tagged as: @charstarlene, death, fashion

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no. 631 – @RonnieWK

January 22, 2012

It’s not you, it’s your goatee. @RonnieWK





Tagged as: @RonnieWK, dating, death, relationships

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